formuioli:

we were on the verge of nuclear war and we didnt give a shit but when yahoo makes an offering to buy tumblr we all start freakin out

tapdancers:

do you even know how important chicken is to me

shopaholic-x:

youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

THAT WOULD BE HORRIBLE

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be sad, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

mebeingweird:

bondoge:

do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what

and then u repeat the song but then it happens again

warehouses:

breathe if u wanna date me

ok